Well that was fast. A mere 72 days after their lavish televised wedding broadcast to over 2 million viewers, Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries are getting a divorce. It may have been one of the most profitable flashes in the pan (Kim reportedly earned almost $18 million from the event) but it's hardly the shortest marriage in Hollywood history. In the celebrity biosphere, two years of marriage is like a lifetime for non-famous relationships. Just consider how many famous people throughout history have loved and lost in a matter of minutes.
Kid Rock and Pamela Anderson: Less than 4 months.